Huffington Hates On Mac

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I've appropriated several stories on the McCain-Palin Tradition from The Huffington Post:

Menachem Rosensaft details the difference between Obama's pals and McCain's.

So Obama surrounds himself with senators, billionaires, and the former Secretary of the State. While McCain rubs elbows with bank de-regulators and lobbyists. A bunch of lobbyists. And don't forget about G. Gordon Liddy, Sarah Palin, and...uh, fuck, what was his name? Oh yeah! Current President, movie star and Chief White House Stand-up Comedian George W"hoops" Bush. Plus, there's this douche:



Who dat? Oh, that's just Rick Davis, McCain's campaign manager. And apparently, he doesn't think too much of Colin Powell's judgment.

Now, to be fair, he did say about former Secretary of the State: "He is a great American and served this country with great distinction. What his views are on the political scene are completely up to him." But to also be fair, he said this too: Look, I doubt if Colin Powell is equipped to do a whole lot of political prognostication."

Parents upset their kids are being McCain Rolled.

Rick Astley hasn't been funny since before some guy took a break from WoW and decided to invent Rick Rolling. But Robo-McCains leaving illicit messages about terrorists from 40 years ago in a desperate plea to prevent himself from losing by as big of a landslide as he is going to lose by is still funny.

Palin tells The Brody File she suffers from acute hearing loss.

Palin doesn't remember hearing anti-Obama remarks at rallies? I guess this was Tina Fey at the podium then:



Help me scour the net for the few shards of decent journalism remaining. Post your favorite McCain-Palin Tradition stories. Together, we can bring up the news-media's hit count.